What is it?

WingDings is a site for stuff that you wouldn't find on other categorical web pages, consisting of items that a normal person wouldn't really search for. Naturally this website is well "hidden" as it has it's weird psychological computer ray in which the normal person (IQ range 62.3 - 130.0003) is dreamcast to a fantasy world of weird diabolical gaze.
Who are we? WINGDINGS, Weird Inetellegent No Good Dung Isolators Nagging Gardeners South!
This website is generally for laughing at/with. Mainly, consisting of text and powerpoint files. WingDings has a growing little collection of slideshows for you to enjoy, however you'll need the requirments.

FULLY OPERATIONAL SITE REQUIRMENTS

Web Browser (even that blasted AOL)
Microsoft Powerpoint
Mouse
Emailer
Keyboard
Speakers

Why the heck is it members.fortunecity.com/theprof ?

This website is well "hidden" as it has it's weird psychological computer ray in which the normal person (IQ range 62.3 - 130.0003) is dreamcast to a fantasy world of weird diabolical gaze.

theprof ?

Thee Proffesor, this is to do with the history of the website and unfortunately can't be changed!

Are you insane?

some people say i am, but i would prefer "freaky"

how many people visit this site?

"this website is well "hidden" as it has it's weird psychological computer ray in which the normal person (IQ range 62.3 - 130.0003) is dreamcast to a fantasy world of weird diabolical gaze."

You are probably the first.

What good is this site?

For entertainment, help, partly web hosting, weird information and not to be a waste of web space.

Do you beleive in anything?

Yes! We beleive in the colour pink, torches, plastic spoons, toasters and antisestablishmentarianism.

Why? and what antisestablishmentarianism?

because normal people wouldn't so we will!
go look up antisestablishmentarianism yourself!

You are weirdo's!!!

I am not a weirdo, now if you must call me names then "freaky" would be enough.

I'm going now!

Thank you, come again!